Every weapon of Ascension: the M14 and Olympia of the First Room, the wall buys and their prices up to the Sickle, the Gersh Device, the Matryoshka Dolls, the Thundergun and the Ray Gun, the Mystery Box list and the Death Machine power-up.
Every game of Ascension starts with the M1911, the knife and two frag grenades. The tactical slot starts empty: it is filled by the Gersh Device or the Matryoshka Dolls, both from the Mystery Box, and a player holds one kind or the other, never both.
| Weapon | Price | Where |
|---|---|---|
 M14 | 500 | Centrifuge room, lower floor, facing the lunar lander (First Room) |
 Olympia | 500 | Centrifuge room, on the balcony (First Room) |
| MPL | 1000 | Bottom floor of the laboratories, next to the centrifuge room |
| PM63 | 1000 | In the Juggernog room |
| MP5K | 1000 | By PhD Flopper, near lander Д, next to a door |
| AK-74u | 1200 | Near Stamin-Up |
 M16 | 1200 | Next to Speed Cola |
 Stakeout | 1500 | First floor of the power building, below the power switch |
 Claymore | 1000 | Near lander Ф, by the burning barrels |
 Frag grenades | 250 | Near lander Д, by PhD Flopper |
 Sickle | 3000 | Off a chalkboard next to the pad of lander Б, near Speed Cola |
The M14 and the Olympia, a semi-automatic rifle and a double-barrelled shotgun, are the two wall buys of the First Room. The Sickle replaces the Bowie Knife as the stronger melee weapon.
Three come from one Box pull. Thrown, it opens a small black hole that pulls in the zombies of the map and kills them on contact, for 50 points each. A player who jumps or dives in is teleported to a random spot. Space Monkeys go through it unharmed and come out elsewhere.
A cluster grenade. The doll explodes, scatters smaller dolls, and explodes four times in all, killing almost anything it touches. Space Monkeys cannot throw them back.
The air cannon of Kino der Toten, from the Box. Each blast kills or throws back everything in front of it; Pack-a-Punched, it becomes the Zeus Cannon. Space Monkeys flip away from the first blast.
From the Box. Pack-a-Punched, it becomes Porter’s X2 Ray Gun, one of the weapons the Easter egg asks for.
950 points a spin. The Box starts in the power room and can move to five other spots, one of them in the corner of the centrifuge room. It holds:
| Type | Weapons |
|---|---|
| Pistols | CZ75, CZ75 Dual Wield, Python |
| Submachine gun | Spectre |
| Rifles | FN FAL, G11 with Low Power Scope, FAMAS, AUG with Swarovski Scope, Commando, Galil |
| Shotguns | HS-10, SPAS-12 |
| Snipers | Dragunov, L96A1 |
| Machine guns | RPK, HK21 |
| Special | Ballistic Knife, Crossbow, China Lake, M72 LAW |
| Wonder weapons | Ray Gun, Thundergun, Gersh Device, Matryoshka Dolls |
The Thundergun, the Crossbow, the Ballistic Knife and the Matryoshka Dolls are limited: only one player can hold each at a time.
The Death Machine is a power-up on Ascension: whoever picks it up holds a minigun with unlimited ammo for 30 seconds. Finishing the Easter egg gives every player one for 90 seconds. In a First Room game, it only drops in solo once Quick Revive has been bought.
With the doors closed, the arsenal comes down to the starting M1911, the M14 and the Olympia, plus the knife and the frag grenades. The Box starts in the power room, out of reach, and only moves after someone uses it, so its spot in the corner of the room stays empty. The Sickle and every other wall are behind the doors.
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